MonkeySpeak
I should write slogans for a living.

Drinking an Odwalla "Super Protein" drink. Not nearly as bad as I expected. Their juices are good and their juice/vitamin drinks are okay, but the more specialized drinks can be a bit questionable.

On the label there's a perky little rant about how neato the drink is, and at the end is the slogan

   Drink it down & keep it up!

...which I read as...

   Drink it up & keep it down!

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