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The penguins in the San Francisco Zoo appear to have been brainwashed by six newcomers. Since the new arrivals, all 52 penguins now spend all day swimming in circles, to the point of exhaustion.

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Posted by jfong on January 16, 2003 at 01:49 PM

Somehow, I can just imagine these penguins:
Ohio penguins: "Hey, now that we're out on the coast, I think it's about time we migrate back to Chile!"
"Ahh, yes. Chile. Where the winter days were long and the sardines swam freely."
"Let's tell this new lot about it."
SF penguins: "Cool!"
Two months later of swimming in circles:
"Are we there yet?"
"Why aren't we there yet?"
I expect the Ohio penguins to get pecked to pieces once the other lot figure it out.

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