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As I drove to work this morning, the marquee-light-board sign on the side of the road (which sometimes mentions accidents or road work) said

AMBER ALERT
CALL CHP
WHT FORD BRONCO

LICENSE xxxxxxxx

My first thought was that "amber" referred to a terrorism Threat Condition, which was unsettling. When I got to work, though, I googled "amber alert" and it appears to be a kidnapping response system. Yikes.

After I saw the sign, I couldn't help noticing (and checking) every white SUV I saw. I wonder if accident rates go up while alerts are in progress, because of all the people craning their necks around, reading each others' license plates.

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Posted by Noah Gibbs on August 01, 2002 at 11:50 AM

Because 95% of all people driving in their cars listen to the radio, this is an extremely effective way of providing descriptions of the child, the kidnapper, vehicles or accomplices.
95% of drivers? Seriously? That can't be right...

Posted by tdl on August 01, 2002 at 02:14 PM


By the way, the kidnapping in question ended when police killed the perpetrator. It's the top story on CNN right now.

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