A while ago I coined the unpleasant term "lukemoist". Here is an example usage of the term:
A: "It rained yesterday. Is the lawn wet?"
B: "Not really."
A: "Is it moist?"
B: "Maybe a little."
A: "Would you say that it is lukemoist?"
B: "Gross. I would not say that."
There are no hits for this word on Google, so I declare this to be the first usage of the term on the web.
I am so proud.