Drinking an Odwalla "Super Protein" drink. Not nearly as bad as I expected. Their juices are good and their juice/vitamin drinks are okay, but the more specialized drinks can be a bit questionable.
On the label there's a perky little rant about how neato the drink is, and at the end is the slogan
Drink it down & keep it up!
...which I read as...
Drink it up & keep it down!